Jokes

I’m on a seafood diet — I seafood, and I eat it.

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Two men are standing next to each other at two urinals. One says, “We’re both countries.” When the other looks confused, he continues: “European,” and then, with a shrug, “Urination.”

In the second of silence that follows, he concludes, “Me, I’m Switzerland.”

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Two yams sit at the supermarket. One says, “I yam what I yam.”

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Have you heard of the Fuggawi tribe? So-called because they would climb to the tops of trees and shout, “We’re the Fuggawi!”

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During the Russian Revolution, the peasants were penniless. But not the czar — he was Nicholas.